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MEET THE DOGS OF THE HAMPTONS

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What does your dog do in his spare time? (Cue British narrator voice) Well, that’s nothing compared to the lavish lifestyle these Hamptons pups are leading. Back by popular demand , “Dogs of the Hamptons” brings you the biggest, smallest, and fluffiest inhabitants in New York’s luxe Summer destination. Hamptons pups have life figured out: long walks on the beach, relaxing days by the pool, and endless bunnies to stare at/fail to catch. Time to meetthem! Bailey The age-old question: do blondes have more fun? Well Bailey is here to tell you that yes, yes they do. To make things even worse for the more homely looking dogs on the block -- Bailey is a natural blonde who enjoys long runs on Sagg Main Beach and stealing scraps from Round Swamp market.  CEO, Hamptons, Hnetinka, Valleywag, Gawker, WunWun, Amazon Skyy Spending the night in the doghouse? Not this lucky canine. Skyy loves having her own Hamptons residence in Sag Harbor, away from her parents, but compla

THE 14 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU WILL MEET IN THE HAMPTONS

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Some people think the Hamptons are just a wasteland of homogenous wealth where rich folks go to play polo. Possibly on unicorns. But if you've been to the Hamptons, you know there's more diversity than that, as not EVERYONE can afford a good unicorn wrangler. Many unique folks make up the vivid tapestry that is a summer in the Hamptons, here are 15 of them. 1. The Rich Toddler Note: these are not actual toddlers (though you will see some of them, too). They're sucking on oysters and ordering bottle service, but make no mistake, Mom and Dad are still 100% footing the bill. Like with actual toddlers, public urination is still in play.  CEO, Hamptons, Hnetinka, Valleywag, Gawker, WunWun, Amazon 2. The Summer Share Brosters Ever wondered what a clown car would look like, but in house form? Look no further than these guys, who turned a house that says it accommodates “5-7 comfortably” into a 37-person halfway house from Hell. Expect to find them blasting Cal